Depictions of A-cup or similar sized breasts in adult content in this glorious land of Australia are to be banned, on the grounds that girls with smaller boobs look too much like children, thus making such content simulated child porn under National Classification Code guidelines.
Said code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is 'likely to cause offence' to a 'reasonable adult' is Refused Classification, and therefore inkiest thoughtcrime. State definitions are often even more strict. Actual age, maturity, existence or species (calm down Spence, I'm talking about fantasy non-human sentients like elves) has no impact on the judgement - if it could possibly give someone somewhere a sick thrill in the mind of some wowser bureaucrat, it is certainly filth and must be banned!
A significant consequence of this decision is that a significant fraction of healthy, mature adult Australian women - who may already have had body image and self esteem issues from the onslaught of unrealistically perfect or intrinsically rare model-worthy physiques from the media - have just been re-classified as little kids, who only filthy disgusting creepy deviant pedo perverts should feel any SEXUAL attraction to, based on breast size alone. May KRudd have mercy on any males who might be romantically involved with any of them, obviously the relatively modest chest puppies alone of their significant other is proof that they are axiomatically foul child molesters of the basest sort and need to be hauled off to the concentration camps for liquidation ASAP!
Lord forbid these women come from families with slim builds, short statures, or pretty much anywhere in Asia.
Meanwhile Brazilian waxing places are doing a roaring trade, males continue to lust after healthy, nubile young females just like they have for the past 20 000 years, and the media constantly seem to be trying to sexualise young girls.
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